Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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