In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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