I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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