somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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