Got a toothbrush?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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