Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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