he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished