YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms