i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.