I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
