based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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