I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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