There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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