Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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