I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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