we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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