I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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