I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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