Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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