high people should be assigned attendants
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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