4 words: hood of his car
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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