so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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