Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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