You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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