Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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