ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
