Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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