I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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