i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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