Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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