that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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