No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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