Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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