You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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