peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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