matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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