i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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