apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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