I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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