problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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