I looked at my own cervix.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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