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My girlfriend figured out who you are.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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