There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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