The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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