and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
