He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Randomize
