If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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