I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy