But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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