I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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