You work out of a Hotel?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
