I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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