i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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