Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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