FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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