I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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NoShamevember. You game?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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