you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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